Constipation.
Such a lovely word. It has so many great associations to go with it, too. Abdominal pain, stomach ache, a general feeling of uneasiness and blah. Maybe you've been through it, maybe you haven't. That is something I do not want to know. So please don't tell me. (Like anyone would admit to it.)
Oh, yeah. I've had constipation.
Thought constipation.